The number you have called is busy please stay on the line or call again later
As on every other day his mobile rang to wish him GOODMORNING. No,it was not the alarm on his mbile. He never wakes up for the alarm. It was a call. His day began, as every other day would,filled with phone calls. His mobile rings only once or twice in a day yet he is all day talking on his mobile. No,he doesn't make all the calls. You must be wondering...How this is possible? But there is a way. He always has a call waiting, so he hangs up one and takes the other. So,his mobile doesn't ring. Do you think am exaggerating? You will say am not when I reveal the name of the person am talking about. Am talking about none other than nikhil mohan (member of this blog- fool proof). Now you know very well that am not exaggerating. All of those who have called him have always heard the busy message(mentioned as the title of this post).
Lets try to solve the 'who he talks to mystery?' He frequently gets calls from his father,mother and sister(younger). But you know what! Even they have to wait for him to end the previous call!!! Lets assume that he always talks to his friends. Let me tell you before hand that he has a lot of friends and too many of his friends are girls. But even they are put on call waiting. Then,he must always be talking to his girlfriend. Nope even his girlfriend waits. Who does he talk to all the time? He continuosly talks to all of them. There is a lot of competetion among all the three categories mentioned above. Now guess who wins?............................................ THE LUCKIEST!!!
Now coming to the 'what he talks?'mystery. Well you can hear him talking about real estate, politics, jobs, business, scams, history, films, music, stock market, emerging technologies, exams, people, events and the list goes on. He talks everything from the most sophisticated to utter rubbish. You can even hear him talk in many languages... sometimes english, sometimes hindi, sometimes telugu and sometimes malayalam(for those who donot know he is from Kerala).
And now for the 'why do so many people want to talk to him(inspite of 'call waiting')?' mystery. He is one of the sweetest persons you will ever meet in your life. I say 'you will ever meet in your life' because persons as sweet as him are very rare to find. He is the first person you would like to call in case of any problem(once you know him). He is one of the persons you can stand by and trust in any circumstance. Talk with him and you can talk for days and you will not run out of conversation. He always has the right things to tell you at the right time. His words are so cushioning that if you get used to them you will call wait endlessly to talk to him.
Many researchers have claimed that mobile phone is injurious to brain or whatever. I call upon all the researchers to conduct their examinations and researches on nikhil as there are a very few people in this world who use their mobile as much as he does.
LONG LIVE NIKHIL!! LONG LIVE HIS MOBILE!!!
posted by NikVad @ 2:53 AM
1 Comments:
pardon my silly intrusion but Please i don't think i EVER heard he talking on the phone about Real Estates, Politics, Scams(i am not sure with so many MMS scams..he must be..that's beside the point.)
With a blog dedicated to your fellow- thotti oops, fool-proofer..you could have added a tag line:""9885250886"" - Dial at your own risk....
Good write up. I laughed many a times reading it. You forgot FOOOOOOODDDD..(that's coming in the next blog i suppose...).
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